The sound you are about to hear...

...is a door slamming shut in your face.

Oh gee thanks.

Well, so my plans aren't exactly going according to plan. By that I mean they've all gone up in a plume of smoke with a wildly, maniacal cackle and rather large mushroom cloud. It seems that the great grand city of Denver is not to be blessed with my captivating presence.



So, since I'm really not sure what to do with my life at this moment in time. I've decided to post a lovely pole on the side and I would love to hear my reader's (yes both of you) opinions on that point. Please feel free to vote and comment and let me know what you think I should do. :)